4.13.2005

happy wedding

quick question: what's the etiquette for when a somewhat obvious post-op transsexual catches the bouquet and no one really wants to catch the garter out of sheer homophobia of touching former man-leg but also doesn't want to offend the aforementioned post-op transsexual? this sounds like one of those "gray area" sociologic scenarios that could've been an episode on seinfeld, but it actually happened at...



my sister's wedding. i know it's nine days late, but my sister cheryl got married on april 3rd to the dude she had been dating for 6 years. the ceremony was in hackensack while the reception was at the glen island harbor club in westchester. you can check out pics if you really want on my other website. despite the vignette above, everything went pretty smoothly, much more so than i had anticipated given her tendency towards micromanagement and perfectionism (she's kinda like a petite, brown skinned pre-incarceration martha stewart). but yeah, it was cool and fun and very typical filipino-american wedding and now they're in fucking maui on their honeymoon. the only caveat was that i think the reception hall totally watered down their liquor. i, along with at least twenty other people, must have downed at least 10 to 15 shots of so'co' & lime, yet NO ONE was ass faced and messy, which i guess isn't such a bad thing after all. here's my favorite pic: